|

CrAiGeR's SELF-IMPOSED
RATING SCALE:
GREAT
GOOD
FAIR
POOR
zero stars
CRAP
DR.
FILMLOVE
CrAiGeR's whole new
FORWARD to his web site.
FAQ's of CrAiGeR
Answers to all those nail
biting questions
CrAiGeR's REVIEW ARCHIVES
All of CrAiGeR's full-length
reviews of contemporary films since Jan 2004
CrAiGeR's
FOUR STAR REVIEWS
Listing of every FOUR STAR
review that CrAiGeR has ever written (excludes retro-reviews)
CrAiGeR's
WORST REVIEWS
Listing of every one and a
half star or lower review that CrAiGeR has ever written
CrAiGeR's RETROSPECTIVE REVIEW
ARCHIVES
CrAiGeR revisits classic
films from
the past
CrAiGeR's YEARLY BEST/WORST LISTS
CrAiGeR dishes out his TEN
BEST and TEN WORST films for every year since 2000
CrAiGeR's SO BAD, THEY'RE GOOD!
CrAiGeR looks at 25 films
that he knows are stinkers, but still finds that they are actually kind of
good
CrAiGeR's
TEN MOST OVERRATED FILMS of ALL-TIME
CrAiGeR
unleashes his list of ten films that he felt did not deserve universal fan
accolades and critical praise.
CrAiGeR's TEN BEST FILMS of the
2000's
CrAiGeR's TEN BEST FILMS of the
1990's
CrAiGeR's TEN BEST FILMS of the 1980's
CrAiGeR's TEN BEST FILMS of the 1970's
CrAiGeR's TEN BEST FILMS of the
1960's
CrAiGeR's TEN BEST FILMS of the 1950's
CrAiGeR's TEN BEST FILMS of
the 1940's
CrAiGeR's GREATEST MOVIE MOMENTS
CrAiGeR fondly discusses
cinema's ten most memorable scenes
CrAiGeR's MOVIE LINKS
|
| |
|

|
ALICE
IN WONDERLAND (PG)  
Lewis
Carroll through the muddled haze of 2D converted to 3D
By
Craig J. Koban
Lewis
Carroll’s 1865 literary classic ALICE’S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND has
been adapted, in one form or another, so many times that I’ve lost track
over the years. Arguably, the
most notable version is the cheery and pleasurable 1951 Disney animated
effort. Adult readers of Carroll’s original work always seem to
respond to its satirical energy and twisted undertones...
Posted March 11, 2010
|
|
| |
|

|
BROOKLYN'S
FINEST (R)  1/2
Corrupt cops
dealing with morally dicey dilemmas: been there, done that
By
Craig J. Koban
So much
of Antoine
Fuqua’s new cops n' crime thriller BROOKLYN’S FINEST works so well:
It has universally strong and empowered performances quarterbacking
the whole enterprise, a tangibly tense and gritty atmosphere and tone, and
its direction is slickly consummate.
Its storyline is also epic and tragic in scope and feel as it
chronicles three cops on personal journeys that all coalesce towards
conclusions that seemed doomed from the very beginning...
Posted March 11, 2010
|
|
| |
|

|
PERCY
JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF (PG) 1/2
I
didn't realize that the Greek gods were absentee-parents
By
Craig J. Koban
To
fully quote its ridiculously long-winded title, PERCY JACKSON
AND THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF opens with a scene that
is played with such uproarious solemnity by the actors that it
approaches high camp...
Posted March 11, 2010
|
|
| |
|

|
COP
OUT (R) 
A
take of two dicks that's a very non-lethal weapon as a buddy/cop
film
By
Craig J. Koban
There
are more hearty laughs to be had reading one of Kevin
Smith’s potty mouthed Twitter rants against Southwest
Airlines than there is during the entirety of COP OUT.
His hilariously scatological diatribes against the
airline that recently booted him off of one of their planes
due to his sizeable girth highlights his main asset as a
filmmaker that is not on display his newest film...
Posted March 2, 2010
|
|
| |
|

|
TEMPLE
GRANDIN 
(no MPAA rating)
Autism
as an unlikely source of personal strength and perseverance
By
Craig J. Koban
HBO’s
extraordinarily immersive new film, TEMPLE GRANDIN, is an
endlessly compelling biopic about a most unlikely
genius. It
tells a modest, but thoroughly intriguing, tale of its title
persona, a woman that was born in the late 1940’s and
diagnosed with brain damage by the age of two.
By 1951 she was further diagnosed with having serve –
but high functioning – autism, so bad that she
completely abstained for all physical contact with others, not
to mention that it left her incapable of speaking until she
was four-years-old...
Posted March 2, 2010
|
|
| |
|
| |
|

|
A
SERIOUS MAN (R) 1/2
A
seriously
dark, seriously funny, and seriously personal
Coen Brothers film
By
Craig J. Koban
The
opening scene of the Coen Brothers' A SERIOUS MAN is as audacious as it
is brilliant and darkly funny. It’s
a prologue – performed completely in Yiddish – that appears to
have zero correlation to the rest of the film that transpires after
it, but inevitably does bare some influence near the end of the overall
story...
Posted February
24, 2010
|
|
| |
|

|
THE
WOLFMAN (R)  1/2
This
hairy movie monster is appealingly ferocious, but its overall
story lacks bite
By
Craig J. Koban
Joe Johnston’s remake of the
1941 Universal Horror classic THE WOLFMAN does one thing
absolutely correct: it knows that period monster
movies feel spookier and have richer atmospheres. Aside from one successful attempt to modernize this very
famous movie creature by placing it in a contemporary
setting...
Posted February
18, 2010
|
|
| |
|

|
CRAZY
HEART (R) 
A
sublime and commanding Jeff Bridges rises above Crazy Hearts'
familiar elements
By
Craig J. Koban
Before
going into CRAZY HEART I have read many pundits that seem to
have simplistically labeled the film as “this year’s THE
WRESTLER,” but with a country music singer.
As much as I usually loath such comments that tend to
compartmentalize films, I am sort of in agreement...
Posted February
18, 2010
|
|
| |
|

|
AN
EDUCATION (PG-13) 1/2
When
illicit romance serves as a portal to self-actualization and
discovery
By
Craig J. Koban
AN
EDUCATION has a premise that many, at face value, may find
unnerving: it concerns a young, virginal 16-year-old girl that
becomes the target of a 35-year-old sophisticate that
eventually romances her over and gets her into bed.
Yet, the small miracle of the film is that it never
once makes this potentially disconcerting relationship one
that is tawdry and sensationalistic...
Posted February
18, 2010
|
|
| |
|
| |
|

|
WHEN
IN ROME (PG-13) 1/2
An
unromanticized Rome that looks suspiciously like a New York
backlot.
By
Craig J. Koban
You
know you are in trouble when the very first laugh in a
romantic comedy does not occur until 15 minutes into it…and
is not derived from one of the human participants.
Yes, the only modest chuckle to be had in WHEN IN ROME
occurs dangerously late into the film courtesy of a cell phone
ring tone going off at an inopportune time during a wedding...
Posted February
10, 2010
|
|
| |
|
The
first decade of the 21st century is over (well...sort of), so CrAiGeR
now has the dubious task on unveiling his ten best film-going
experiences of the last ten years.
Posted
February 3, 2010
|
|
| |
|

|
| |
|
c
r a i g e r ' s c i n e m a c o r n e r . c
o m
Site
Film Critic, Owner, Designer, and Operator:
C
r a i g J. K o b a n
All
film reviews and written work:
Copyright
© 2004-20 10
CrAiGeR
ENTERPRISES, Inc.
All
Rights Reserved |
| |
|
RECENT
REVIEWS
EDGE
OF DARKNESS
R,
105 mins.
1/2
PRECIOUS:
BASED ON THE NOVEL "PUSH" BY SAPPHIRE
R,
109 mins.

EXTRAORDINARY
MEASURES
PG,
105 mins.
 
THE
LOVELY BONES
PG-13,
135 mins.
 
THE
BOOK OF ELI
R,
118 mins.

YOUTH
IN REVOLT
R,
93 mins.
1/2
DAYBREAKERS
R,
98 mins.

LEAP
YEAR
PG-13,
97 mins.
 
THE
ROAD
R,
111 mins.

SHERLOCK
HOLMES
PG-13,
128 mins.

IT'S
COMPLICATED
R,
120 mins.

NINE
PG-13,
112 mins.
 1/2
THE
DAMNED UNITED
R,
97 mins.
1/2
UP
IN THE AIR
R,
109 mins.
1/2
AVATAR
PG-13,
163 mins.

INVICTUS
PG-13,
134 mins.

JULIE
& JULIA
PG,
122 mins.
 1/2
FIVE
MINUTES OF HEAVEN
PG,
90 mins.
1/2
BROTHERS
R,
110 mins.

THE
BLIND
SIDE
PG,
130 mins.
 
NINJA
ASSASSIN
R,
93 mins.

TWILIGHT
SAGA: NEW MOON
PG-13,
130 mins.
 
FANTASTIC
MR. FOX
PG,
88 mins.

OBSESSED
PG-13,
105 mins.
1/2
|