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ANT-MAN (PG-13)

jjj1/2 

What's this!? A Marvel super hero movie for ants?!

At face value, Ant-Man may be, dare I say it, the least sexy and most goofy of all of the Marvel comic book characters.  The whole concept behind this character is rather outlandish, to say the least: he’s a super hero that – via some advances in miraculous technology – can shrink himself down to the size of a penny and…can mentally control ants...

Posted July 23, 2015

TRAINWRECK (R) jjj

A Schumer-led comedic juggernaut

TRAINWRECK may be Judd Apatow’s fifth film as a director, but make mo mistake about it... this is Amy Schumer’s film through and through.  I knew very little about her before walking into TRAINWRECK, a new romcom the she both wrote and stars in (her feature film acting debut).  Schumer has been lauded in stand-up comedian circles for her nail-bitingly sarcastic and self-deprecating material, often directed at her own awkward and problematic social and sex life...

Posted July 23, 2015

SPY (R) jjj

A good day to spy hard

Spy comedies and lampooning the genre are hardly anything new.  At nearly two hours, SPY does have moments of inspired and spirited frivolity throughout, but it sometimes feels far too long for its own good.  Granted, writer/director Paul Feig (BRIDESMAIDS and THE HEAT) seems to have a keen sense of what spy film genre troupes to both adhere to and mock at the same time...

Posted July 16, 2015

THE LAZARUS EFFECT (PG-13) j1/2

Resurrecting lame horror film clichés

THE LAZARUS EFFECT is yet another one of those dime-a-dozen horror thrillers that suffers from a condition that I like to call "PWP Disorder," or a film that contains a premise without payoff.  The story here taps into ageless themes that have dominated films and literature for as far back as we can remember – the inherent perils of scientists/doctors playing God and attempting to bring people back from the dead...

Posted July 16, 2015

TERMINATOR GENISYS (PG-13)

jjj

Old, but not obsolete

Despite the fact that THE TERMINATOR series has been one of the more prevailing and popular film mythologies of the last three decades, the franchise fanboy in me was more than a bit reticent at the notion of yet another sequel.  James Cameron’s landmark 1984 sci-fi/action time travel mind bender gave way to the superior TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY...

Posted July 9, 2015

TED 2 (R) jjj

Thunderbuddies for life!

There’s a fairly inconsequential, but remarkably droll scene in TED 2 that had me laughing longer and harder than just about any scene from any movie that I’ve seen lately.  It occurs at the grocery store that the titular character works at as a cashier (once again voiced with a unrestrained gusto by Seth MacFarlane)...

Posted June 9, 2015

THE DUFF (PG-13) jjj

Designated Ugly Funny Friend

THE DUFF is a new high school romcom that does very little, if anything, new with the genre itself.  Reinventing the proverbial wheel does not seem to be part of its chief motive.  Yet, it’s what the film does with the wheel that modestly won me over, especially for the manner that it manages to both adhere to romcom conventions while slyly subverting them...

Posted July 9, 2015

THE LOFT (R) j

An erotic/murder mystery thriller with less-than lofty ambitions

THE LOFT commits multiple cinematic sins.  It’s an erotic mystery thriller that’s not sensual, nor particularly suspenseful or enthralling as a who-dunnit.  Worse yet, it seems positively unnecessary, seeing as director Erik Van Looy already made this film in 2008 in a Dutch-language version...

Posted July 9, 2015

JURASSIC WORLD (PG-13)

jj1/2

Hold on to your butts...again

There’s simply no overstating the seismic impact that Steven Spielberg’s original JURASSIC PARK from 1993 had on the film industry.  His dinosaurs run amok thriller – based on the novel by Michael Crichton – emerged as one of the great populist entertainments of its decade, but its then pioneering usage of untested CGI visual effects left an imprint on the whole movie world that still can be felt to this day...

Posted June 17, 2015

LIVE FROM NEW YORK! (R) jj1/2

This doc is not ready for prime time

I’ve had an odd on-again/off-again love affair with Saturday Night Live during the course of my life.  I think it peaked in the early 1990’s through the 2000’s and has kind of waned ever since.  Even if the show has failed to impress me on any meaningful levels during the last several years, there’s no denying the astounding legacy and enduring popularity of the show...

Posted June 17, 2015

ENTOURAGE (R) jj1/2

The monumental stresses of...monumental Hollywood success

I have no real idea how to review the ENTOURAGE movie.  For people like me – and many others – that followed the Doug Ellin created HBO TV series (which ran for 8 seasons between 2004 and 2011 and concerned a young man from Queens that relocated to Hollywood with his bros to make it big in the movies) the film will feel like welcome and inviting terrain...

Posted June 11, 2015

ALOHA (PG-13) j1/2

And "goodbye" to the greatest of Cameron Crowe's past work

The name Cameron Crowe once inspired confidence when seen on the credits of a movie poster.  This is the same writer/director that made such era defining classics like SAY ANYTHING in the 1980’s and JERRY MAGUIRE in the 1990’s.  Then came middling efforts from Crowe like 2001’s VANILLA SKY and even more problematic turns like 2006’s ELIZABETHTOWN and 2011’s WE BOUGHT A ZOO...

Posted June 11, 2015

SAN ANDREAS (PG-13)

jj

The fault in our stars

SAN ANDREAS is the kind of disaster film that AIRPLANE mocked with remarkable glee 35 years ago.  That’s not a ringing endorsement of SAN ANDREAS' quality.  Hollywood disaster films are hardly anything new, especially ones involving gigantic earthquakes swallowing up Californian whole...

Posted June 5, 2015

THE WEDDING RINGER (R) j1/2    

Best man for hire

When it comes to reviewing certain movies I tend to ask myself one question: On what normal plane of existence would the film’s premise exist?  I thought about this very query while watching the new nuptials/buddy comedy THE WEDDING RINGER.  It’s about a man that’s about to get married to the love of his life, but is so utterly bereft of friends that he finds it next to impossible to find a best man...

Posted June 5, 2015

TOMORROWLAND (PG-13) jj1/2  

Retro visual beauty overcompensates here for dull scripting

TOMORROWLAND is an absolute tour de force spectacle of bravura sights and sounds that’s in desperate search of a connective and meaningful narrative.  The film is the long gestating dream pet project of Brad Bird, the former Disney animation director that produced some of the finest animated films of the last few decades...

Posted May 28, 2015

THE BOY NEXT DOOR (R)  1/2j  

Worst...neighbor...EVER

Why does Hollywood routinely make so many wretched erotic thrillers these days?  The recent FIFTY SHADES OF GREY essentially numbed me into the self-loathing fetal position, and now comes THE BOY NEXT DOOR, yet another in an inexcusably long line of FATAL ATTRACTION-esque, fill-in-the-blank-from-hell thrillers.  In this fill-in-the-blank-from-hell case the film concerns a psychotic high school boy...

Posted May 28, 2015

GOOD KILL (R) jjj1/2 

A "just war" or just a war?

GOOD KILL is a decidedly different type of war film.  It’s not about the physical and emotional toll that soldiers go through on the ground in combat, nor is it about the hellish conditions on the battlefield.  No, this film deals with the nagging and deeply rooting psychological effects of waging a technological war from a distance...

Posted May 21, 2015

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD 

(R) jjjj 

Apocalypse WOW!

George Miller’s MAD MAX: FURY ROAD is the greatest possible MAD MAX film ever conceived and executed.  That’s high praise, considering that it comes off the heels of Miller’s original and iconic MAD MAX trilogy, the post-apocalyptic sci-fi/action series that both redefined the genre for decades to come...

Posted May 20, 2015

WHILE WE'RE YOUNG

(R) jjj1/2    

Gen X'ers that desperately want to be Millennials

I knew the precise moment when I realized that I was – the horror! – getting old.  Years ago I woke up to excruciating lower back pain that was radiating through my legs and up my spin.  I thought I was going to need hospitalization.  Turns out – after some x-rays – that I had developed arthritis.  I was in my late thirties at the time. There’s a similar scene that occupies Noah Baumbach’s newest dramedy WHILE WE’RE YOUNG...

Posted May 15, 2015

EX MACHINA (R) jjjj    

Diving into the problematic and dangerous rabbit hole of artificial intelligence

here have been many recent films that have tackled the weighty and contemplative themes of artificial intelligence to varying degree of success (like the so-so TRANSCENDENCE and CHAPPIE to the masterful HER), but Alex Garland’s EX MACHINA belongs, I think, in a whole other league of its own...

Posted May 15, 2015

50 SHADES OF GREY (R) zero stars      

No pun intended, but this erotic drama is a cinematic crapf--k

One of central ironies of FIFTY SHADES OF GREY is that it’s a film ostensibly about a couple with an unhealthily kinky predilection to sadomasochistic sex that’s pure, unadulterated torture to sit through.  This is an erotic drama – based on E.L. James’ first book in her popular literary trilogy series that inexplicably began as TWILIGHT fan fiction before taking its current form...

Posted May 15, 2015

MAGGIE (R) jjj1/2     

Not the Au-nald vs zombies thriller I was expecting...and it's much better for it

When one hears the words “zombie thriller” and the name “Arnold Schwarzenegger” in the same breath, certain images come to mind.  It’s inescapable.  Part of the subtle genius, though, of Henry Hobson’s MAGGIE is how it so wonderfully and innovatively subverts not only our own expectations of the zombie genre...

Posted May 15, 2015

AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON

(PG-13) jj1/2  

Too many creative strings on this super hero sequel

There’s a wonderfully droll party scene part way through AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON that takes place at the lavish penthouse home of Tony Stark’s Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.).  Now, it’s pretty common knowledge that only a being “mighty” and “worthy” enough can pick up and wield Thor’s (Chris Hemsworth) hammer "Mjolnir"…but the rest of his pals still don’t buy it...

Posted May 5, 2015

THE AGE OF ADALINE

(PG-13) jj1/2     

An eternal youth dramatic fantasy that could have used some scripting magic

The new romantic fantasy THE AGE OF ADALINE is one of the most strangely handled films with a sensational premise that I’ve ever seen.  It concerns a woman that – after a chance magical encounter – miraculously and permanently stays 28-years-old.  She is not immortal (she can be killed or hurt), but she doesn't age a day, nor can she perish due to natural causes.  In essence, she remains in her youthful twenties indefinitely...

Posted April 30, 2015

DANNY COLLINS (R) jjj1/2     

Churning out the oldies only carries one so far in life

DANNY COLLINS has a relatively dime-a-dozen premise that’s been done countless times before: aging rock star that has led a self-destructively hedonistic lifestyle for decades now seeks personal and emotional redemption.  There are few intentions by writer/director Dan Fogelman (making his feature film directorial debut after writing films such as CRAZY STUPID LOVE) to break much new dramatic ground here...

Posted April 30, 2015

PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2

(PG-13) j1/2     

Hop on your Segway and leave the screening of this film...as quickly as possible

Even the cold minded and harshly analytical critic in me respected and modestly admired 2009’s PAUL BLART: MALL COP.  Outside of being a dutiful slapstick action comedy that utilized Kevin James rather well, the film also managed to be a surprisingly well-orchestrated and sly send-up of the first DIE HARD film.  It was a real come-from-behind comedy...

Posted April 23, 2015

IT FOLLOWS (R) jjjj        

And boy...does it ever!!!

Within the first five minutes of the new $2 million supernatural horror film IT FOLLOWS I realized that I was in store for something decidedly more eerie and unnerving than the obligatory dead teenager/slasher flicks that have dominated cinemas for decades.  Director David Robert Mitchell’s film (his second after THE MYTH OF THE AMERICAN SLEEPOVER) opens with relatively serene and dreamlike shots of a typical suburban landscape...

Posted April 16, 2015

FURIOUS 7 (PG-13) jjj        

Still finding new ways for cars to do insanely improbable things

There’s an action sequence midway through FURIOUS 7, the seventh (count ‘em...SEVENTH!?) film in the FAST AND FURIOUS series that highlights its go-for-broke penchant for action sequences that border on the sublimely ridiculous.  During it Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) and his squad parachute out of a cargo jet that's flying over Azerbaijan…while in their cars...

Posted April 8, 2015

GET HARD (R) jj1/2       

Finally!  A comedy about racial profiling and prison sodomy!

Considering that GET HARD was written and directed by Etan Cohen (one of TROPIC THUNDER's co-writers that had a field day lampooning movie star vanity and excess in that film), attempts at social satire in the film are sorely lacking. Instead, we get a race/class relations comedy that’s decidedly low on hilarious commentary and very, very high on nudity, bodily functions, and many jokes and gags about prison rape, racism, and homophobia...

Posted April 3, 2015

THE GUNMAN (R) jj1/2       

Sean Penn tackles a Liam Nesson-ian role

 

THE GUNMAN is a beyond obvious attempt for director Pierre Morel to return to the middle-aged action hero template that he popularized with the first TAKEN film.  This time, though, he has multi-Oscar winning actor Sean Penn at the helm, whom at a ripe age of 54 has never looked as ripped and chiseled as he does here.  There’s no doubt that Penn certainly looks the part of a rough and rugged action hero...

 

Posted April 3, 2015

THE DIVERGENT SERIES: 

INSURGENT (PG-13) j1/2

An incredibly dull divergence to the insurgency

I honestly can’t tell if the awkwardly titled THE DIVERGENT SERIES: INSURGENT is a bad film or one that I just simply didn’t care about.  Perhaps it’s a little bit of both.   This new film – a sequel to 2014’s DIVERGENT, based on the first in a literary trilogy of novels by Veronica Roth – should have at least attempted to take the characters and premise from its antecedent in new and refreshing directions...

Posted March 29, 2015

CINDERELLA (PG) jjj       

SPOILER ALERT: The glass shoe fits the heroine at the end

Outside of perpetuating an established brand and box office returns, I can’t think of anything more redundant and wasteful than adapting animated films to live action.  CINDERELLA was already made into an iconic and magical 1951 animated Disney film that has long stood the test of time, so the thought of needlessly updating and/or retrofitting this fairy tale classic seems financially motivated at best...

Posted March 29, 2015

RUN ALL NIGHT (R) jjj       

A consummate Neeson-ian action thriller that rarely runs out of gas

RUN ALL NIGHT features another robust and dependably stalwart performance by Liam Neeson, the Irish star of such acclaimed dramatic films like SCHINDLER’S LIST and KINSEY that has ushered in a highly unlikely, but successful career rejuvenation as a middle-aged action hero.  The character he plays in RUN ALL NIGHT is, in many ways, an extension of the world-weary souls that he played to great effect in last year's terribly underrated A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES and NON-STOP...

Posted March 21, 2015

BLACK OR WHITE (PG-13) jjj1/2        

A challenging film about race relations that's anything but black or white

Mike Binder’s BLACK OR WHITE is an honest and uncommonly challenging film about race relations.  What could have emerged as a manipulative TV movie of the week about a child custody battle unexpectedly becomes a meticulously well acted and deeply perceptive portrait of what makes people who they are and what affects our perceptions of those we frequently deem as different from ourselves in society...

Posted March 21, 2015

CHAPPIE (R) jjj       

ROBOCOP + SHORT CIRCUIT + Blomkamp 

CHAPPIE is a new science fiction film that – like good examples of the genre - poses many fascinating philosophical questions about its premise (in its case, artificial robotic intelligence) and how it relates to the human condition.  It’s the third film from South Africa filmmaker Neill Blomkamp, whom previously made the game changing Oscar nominated DISTRICT 9 and the criminally underrated ELYSIUM...

Posted March 13, 2015

UNFINISHED BUSINESS (R) jj1/2       

Vaughn is up to his usual comedic business

To take a page out of the SWINGERS vernacular, Vince Vaughn has always been “money” to me.  He has that incomparable level of motormouthed bravado and lightning quick razor sharp wits that can save just about any subpar movie scene from imploding in on itself.  Vaughn has been in some of my favorite comedies, but after watching UNFINISHED BUSINESS even I’m left with the overwhelming sensation that he may need to try something new...

Posted March 13, 2015

THE SECOND BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL (PG-13) jjj   

It certainly is the second best film in the two film series...for sure

THE SECOND BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL is, without a shadow of a doubt, the second best film about an exotic Marigold Hotel that I’ve ever seen.  Obvious sarcasm aside, this might be one of the more unnecessary sequels to emerge in many a moon.  2011’s THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL was essentially comfort food as far as dramas go, but it sure was delectably charming comfort food...

Posted March 13, 2015

FOCUS (PG-13) jj1/2     

A well acted and good looking con artist flick that lacks narrative...focus

FOCUS is a new conman/caper film that revels in movie star glamour.  The lead actors – Will Smith and Margot Robbie – are endlessly likeable, attractive, and charismatic presences on screen, so part of the pleasure of the film is seeing these gorgeous performers look good, exude movie star glamour, and essentially carry the proceedings...

Posted March 8, 2015

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2 (R) j    

The most "necessary" sequel of all-time...obvious sarcasm implied

If I had a time machine – flux-capacitor enabled DeLorean or a, yes, nitrotrinadium-infused hot tub – I'd travel back to last weekend and dutifully warn myself to not screen HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2.  My time – past and future – is a highly valuable commodity, so cautioning my past self to avoid one of the most inexcusably wrongheaded, witless, needless and awful sequels of our current decade seems like my honor bound duty...

Posted March 8, 2015

McFARLAND, USA (PG) jjj1/2      

Cross country running as a catalyst for social and cultural empowerment

I have to be honest.  I had no desire to see a film about cross country running.  None at all.  While I certainly have respect for the sport’s athletes, I just wasn’t sure if the subject was inherently cinematic.  Alas, along comes McFARLAND, USA – a new fact-based sports drama from Disney – to completely make me change my tune...

Posted February 27, 2015

KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE

(R) jjj      

James Bond, Jason Bourne, and Jack Bauer have some competition

KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE is an exemplarily well oiled and fiendishly enjoyable action comedy that’s clearly made by people that covet comic books and spy movies.  It’s not quite an on-the-nose homage of the genre made popular by James Bond and Jason Bourne, nor is it completely an affectionate spoof of those film worlds (akin to Austin Powers)...

Posted February 22, 2015

SEVENTH SON (PG-13) jj   

A fantasy film that's six ways to Sunday dull

How can a fantasy film with all sorts of magical creatures like dragons, witches, ghosts, and ogres and featuring multiple Oscar nominated and winning actors like Jeff Bridges and Julianne Moore be…such a mind numbing bore?  Such is the fate of SEVENTH SON, a new 3D fantasy flick based on the novel THE SPOOK’S APPRENTICE by Joseph Delaney...

Posted February 22, 2015

PREDESTINATION (R) jjj1/2   

A head-scratcher of a time travel film...but gloriously so

Okay, I’m stumped.  I have no idea how to write my review for PREDESTINATION.  I really don’t.  How do I relay why I thought that it was a wonderfully intoxicating and mind-bending time travel sci-fi thriller without revealing some – if not many – of the film’s tantalizing and shocking secrets?  It’s fitting that PREDESTINATION is so wickedly complex...

Posted February 22, 2015

JUPITER ASCENDING (PG-13) j   

The Wachowski's sci-fi fantasy is insipidly lost in space

The Wachowskis, based on their past directorial resumes, are far too talented and fearlessly bold to make a film as terrible and wrongheaded as JUPITER ASCENDING.  Yet, their newest sci-fi offering is an ungodly misfire of galactic proportions, which finally saw the light of day in theaters this past week after a fairly lengthy release delay...

Posted February 13, 2015

STRANGE MAGIC (PG) jj1/2   

A definitely strange, but not quite magical animated musical from the mind of George Lucas

STRANGE MAGIC is the latest creative endeavor from George Lucas, which despite its outward façade as a fantasy, it could not be anymore different than what the flannel shirted one has attempted before: a computer animated jukebox musical featuring classic rock and pop tunes from the last several decades.  Drawing loose inspiration from Shakespeare’s A MIDSUMMER’S NIGHT DREAM, STRANGE MAGIC...

Posted February 13, 2015

A MOST VIOLENT YEAR (R) jjj  

J.C. Chandor evokes the 70's era films of Lumet and Scorsese with mostly strong results

Director J.C. Chandor is a rare breed of filmmaking talent that’s not content with making the same film over and aver again.  His wonderful 2011 indie film MARGIN CALL was a small scale, but ambitious chronicling of the financial crisis of 2008.  He followed that up with 2014’s ALL IS LOST, which emerged as one of the finest human survival dramas of recent memory...

Posted February 9, 2015

WILD (R) jjj  

A raw and empowered Reese Witherspoon carries this fact-based wilderness survival drama

WILD is a surprisingly engaging and frequently moving film considering that it involves a subject matter that’s not particularly cinematic.  French Canadian director Jean-Marc Vallee’s film concerns the fact-based story of Cheryl Strayed (based on her own 2012 memoir) of how she decided – after a devastating personal loss and subsequent self-destructive behavior – to clean up her act...

Posted February 9, 2015

PROJECT ALMANAC (PG-13) jj  

Flux capacitor-enabled DeLorean not included

PROJECT ALMANAC is a film about high school students that are brilliant enough to build a time machine in their basement based on 10-year-old blueprints, but nonetheless do stupid and illogical things with it.  Worse yet, the film – shot way, way back in 2013 and shelved until its recent release – makes the cardinal blunder of using the found footage premise as its basis without plausibly grounding why the story needed it in the first place...

Posted February 9, 2015

MORTDECAI (R) jj1/2  

An affectionately hammy Johnny Depp can't save this farce's shortcomings

Relax, everyone.  Take a deep breath.  MORTDECAI is not the soul-crushingly awful comedy that many other critics have been letting on.  That’s not to say that the adaptation of Kyril Bonfiglioli book anthology (with the wonderful title DON’T POINT THAT THING AT ME) is not a complete and rousing success.  An appreciation of MORTDECAI will largely depend on one’s taste – or tolerance levels – for madcap farce and wanton comedic peculiarity...

Posted January 30, 2015

TUSK (R) jjj

I AM THE WALRUS!!!!

Kevin Smith’s TUSK just may be one of the most deeply unsettling films set in the Great White North that I’ve ever seen.  It’s also the only horror-comedy – or film, for that matter – that I can recall that is based…on a podcast.  Smith and long-time friend/movie producer Scott Mosier recorded episode 259 of their extremely popular SModcast where they discussed a very peculiar ad that they came across....

Posted January 30, 2015

BIG EYES (PG-13) jj1/2  

A Tim Burton film painted with different stylistic strokes

BIG EYES is a refreshingly un-Tim Burtony film and a wonderful change of pace for his typically odd and kooky stylistic idiosyncrasies.  That’s a good thing.  BIG EYES is also – as far as fact-based period dramas go – a fairly paint-by-numbers affair that never really elevates itself above the level of a TV-movie-of-the-week.  That’s a bad thing...

Posted January 30, 2015

 

 

 

 

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